Syukur et al.

Adik kawan aku akan bergelar seorang graduan. Yeay!
Dan kawan aku belikan iphone 5s sebagai hadiah. Yeay!
Dan di atasnya terdapat kad bertulis "You deserved it". Aww!

I remember very well my graduation day. Asked my parents where's my bouquet.
Silent.
I shook my head very well. Like I was listening to some punk music. Thou, they was playing gamelan and some mayang di ulek shits in the back.

What to do? We're not doing very well under Pak Lah.
And also my dad started spilling the beans.
Economically we are all affected.
Psychologically? Not me.
But its trigger the dawn of my mom's "crying-over-the-phone" period.

So I got a flower.
From myself. (Cost me RM8)
They were plastic.
Because I think I deserved a flower on that day.
So that's that.


If I was in that time again, I would bought a beer instead.
Worst decision of my life.
So, syukur. And thank you god for not making time traveling a possible thing.

Go on and Google "life"

So this piece of crap is still exist. The mark of one celestial being trying to prove that the meaning of life is too eccentric to define.

Don chu eva kros dis faking lain

Semua orang pun cakap macam tu lepas habis internship.


Da jadi matang kononnya. pfft

Untuk Anep masa depan

1. Koko Krunch + peanut butter = x sedap.
2. Lipas atas lantai yang x bergerak selama 5 minit x semestinya da mati.
3. Jangan dengar lagu Coldplay masa drive.
4. Spider besar x mati kalau sembur dengan Ridsect. Lalat pun sama.
   
5. Jangan maki hamun tebuan/lebah sebab dia macam boleh dengar. Nanti dia kejar.
6. Tengok expiration date kat kotak susu sebelum minum.
7. Always bawak guitar pick dalam wallet sebab girls rasa itu cool.

-okay, noted.

Malam ni hujan

Milo panas.............................................checked
Dunhill 20..............................................checked
Bekas Pringles kosong (ashtray)..............checked
Novel Mark Haddon baru.......................checked
Selimut satu badan.................................checked

Sebab tu malam ni x boleh buat final report.

KARLA MARIC

Nama yang keluar masa aku google "Teenage slut"

Jadi sekarang da tau nama yang x sesuai untuk anak.

I'm in deep shit!

Jika diterangkan dalam bentuk gambar rajah.

Nama blog aku ada perkataan 'masa hadapan' sebab aku sangat specific dengan future aku. Sebab tu perbualan tentang masa hadapan hanya dianggap serius bila ia berlaku pada malam sebelum exam (Sorry guys, future talk selain dari masa tu, aku x serius. So business proposal pasal nak beli tanah untuk buat ladang kelapa sawit tu, aku tipu. Ouh dan Hud, talk kita tadi pasal nak bukak restoran kelantan guna duit pencen tu aku tipu. Sorry bud).

Hari ni plan 50 tahun aku da rosak. Sebab aku da x sure.